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Baseball Bat 2: TFW still no katana boogaloo

Baseball Bat 2: TFW still no katana boogaloo

radicalreaper:

holy mother of god

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nimblejack2 said: Hahaha, I like to think New Hox is some manchild who never wanted to get a job. He wakes up 20 minutes before they get in the van, in some fake designer singlet and Monster beanie, drinks some milk from the carton for breakfast - all while Dallas is giving him the Eye Of Death because he and Chains have been in their suits for half an hour already and is he even going to fucking shower before they go and OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A HEADCANON MEME UH DALLAS + CLOTHES SHOPPING PLEASE THANK

agoddamn:

Manchild lil Hox is absolutely canon and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Dallas grew up poor, and old habits die hard. He’s reluctant to throw out anything that’s technically in wearable condition, patching his favorite jackets himself. He gets pissed when the others throw out clothing he still considers salvageable (“Come on, Chains, just soak that in cold water for a while and it’ll come right out!”). He doesn’t like going fancy clothes shopping for his Nathan Steele wardrobe very much; he hates getting waited on hand and foot in those high-end stores. He’d much rather bargain-hunt by himself.

shIT YOU PUBLICLY ANSWERED MY LONG-ASS RANT WITH THE AWKWARD QUESTION
THANKYOU
also bargain bin dallas headcanon completely fucking accepted

feeling-fantasmic:

uhh-khakis:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

I don’t understand??

Watch the ducking video guys

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A COMMERCIAL SHE DID WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER

feeling-fantasmic:

uhh-khakis:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

I don’t understand??

Watch the ducking video guys

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A COMMERCIAL SHE DID WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER

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agoddamn:

hoxtinite:

lies down

Bain said the wrong thing to add on Rats DW

public service announcement because we can stop this pain for everybody

bain only actively lies on two lines

Fuck me, we needed those cooks. I’m going with—” He says either caustic soda or hydrogren chloride, but it’s ACTUALLY hydrogen chloride

and

These internet descriptions are iffy. I’m going with—” He says either caustic soda or hydrogen chloride, but it’s ACTUALLY caustic soda

muriatic acid is always muriatic acid, no exceptions. sometimes a line won’t instantly trigger, but give him a few minutes and he’ll say another one

there. we never have to suffer through this pain again, friends

In addition:
Everyone hears different things from Bain, but for the same ingredient. So if you’re hearing “Fuck me, we needed those cooks. I’m going with Caustic Soda.” then ask your friend, who’s likely hearing a different line that confirms Hydrogen Chloride. The convention is to textchat whether you hear MU, HCL or CS each time Bain says to add it, so that people who got definite lines can inform the cook (who might be too busy being swarmed to listen to Bain or was fed a dummy line).

kittyprude:

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: molly hayes + sleeping

mass effect, payday 2, Saint’s row, anything. Send me requests. Fill my lonely inbox pls.

(via agoddamn)

sykosykes421 said: Wolf + buying groceries

agoddamn:

In spite of knowing his way around a kitchen, Wolf is hard to keep on task in a grocery store. He usually ends up complaining about how they don’t have some Swedish food he wants, but he loves American junk food. Wolf and Dallas aren’t allowed to go on shopping duty together because all they come back with is Cheez Whiz and candy.

neW HEADCANON ACCEPTED

II-57 and I finally purchase Iron Man

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

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agoddamn:

i’d say that between this

image

"i never liked plan a anyway" and

"i’ll stay out of your way, buddy, i’m no good at plan a" and

"you go on ahead, i’d just get in the way"

it’s literally canon that dallas can’t stealth

"When AAAAHHH BROke bad…"

he can hostage trade and manage civillians like nobody’s business but you ask him to try and act casual and he spaghettis out like a dork

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Garbage Can Supreme, Sam somethingorother, Is At It Again

Sam Pepper, street harasser and shitty person, is now turning his “lol sexually harassing women” video into a three part series. Part 2 is “lol look it’s funny if a woman does it to a guy so it must be ok”. Don’t view it. Don’t click on links for it. That just gets him views. Just make it known on tumblr, facebook, twitter and wherever else you can that this behavior is not acceptable, even if you try to dress it up as “if women can do it then it’s ok for men too”. It’s not. It never is, never was, and never will be.

Fuck off, Sam. Stop making videos. Leave Youtube and never come back.

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

fUCK

Tags: pun

not-ace-pilot:

nimblejack2 replied to your post “nimblejack2 replied to your post: Warning: Dick jokes and anime shit…”

it’s ok, we can be anime trash together

thanks but just so you know plaid panties are still not allowed here in ma crib

excuse u



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